Sunday, 17 May 2009

Risqué


A lady from Epsom to please us
plucked some hair from her body with tweezers.
Though our wives thought it rude
she'd sunbathe in the nude
delighting we neighbourhood geezers.

26 comments:

Debralondon said...

stop it now. You getting addicted! D

cryptic42 said...

I wondered how long it would take you to get bored with the genre.

ewa said...

Hang, where have the nose series gone? I put a comment under # 1.

ewa said...

I have found them, under a new identity. Phew. Well, the limericks must serve a purpose. Let it all out. Limeric therapy? Limerick cleansing?

firmament said...

I prefer her in epsom - waiting for the gentleman limerick

cryptic42 said...

Who is waiting, the lady in Epsom or you, Annie? If you are waiting, you had better write the gentleman limerick yourself. But not too risqué - there are children present. Certificate PG.

ewa said...

Too late, just look what happened to Emilia's pudding.... I nearly banned my children from reading the comments. She walked away confused saying loudly, 'Daddy, what does p-o-r-n spell? Mummy says it should have been pom'.

cryptic42 said...

Of course it should. I can't correct people's misspellings. You will now have to explain to her what food pom is.

cryptic42 said...

Definition of Food Pom: A hybrid term coined by Australian/French gastronomes to denote the unappetising English cuisine presented by transport caffs in England, mainly consisting of bangers and mash, ham and eggs, bubble and squeak and like atrocities which may be intended to be just like mother made, but without the love fail miserably. Sometimes include ice cream, possibly their only saving grace.

ewa said...

very good David, for that comment you get 5 stars!

cryptic42 said...

Unfortunately comments are not rated. You may of course apply them to the limerick, should you feel it deserves them.

Debralondon said...

Now I feel bad. I didn't realise the blog was going to have such a wide consumption - not a complaint just an observation that that we need to be clear about purpose and maybe put warnings on postings and comments.

cryptic42 said...

I can moderate, even remove comments or posts, and am willing to do so if requested. But surely marking them will attract the inquisitive? The only way to prevent certain material being seen is to rate the whole site 'adult' and I think that would be a step too far. Even then, it is up to parents to set their browser to reject those sites that come into the category.

ewa said...

Don't you two be so worried! This was rather funny! Dealt with, all done! Let's just be ourselves. Just let's not post any links to the Big Dipper or similar.

cryptic42 said...

You have not yet dealt with the second wave: when the story is told at school, and the question arises again.

PS What is the Big Dipper?

ewa said...

You're part of it now...

ewa said...

Yes, I know (the second wave), but that belongs to the confessions. Don't spread it.

cryptic42 said...

Googled Big Dipper and found one site which was a parental guide to websites! However, a day later when I returned to find it and post a link I could no longer find it. But the Ice Cream company was still there. Thought it might be of interest to Debbie. http://bigdippericecream.com/
Eventually I cottoned on to which big dipper you meant, for some reason it had escaped my memory for a while.

ewa said...

I am glad you are back in virtual body, mind, memory and spirit. Have I missed anything?

cryptic42 said...

Possibly not. Nothing happened while I was lost in cyberspace. Time stood still. I am virtually 7 days younger than when I left. Though I may write something prosy describing my virtual absence. Question: does virtual absence make the virtual heart grow virtually fonder?

ewa said...

You could have told from the virtual welcome gifts shower.

cryptic42 said...

I am virtually delighted.

ewa said...

I have a new camera! Real, not virtual.

cryptic42 said...

Yes I know. Casio.

ewa said...

How do you know? Well, I know you know. The news is: it's arrived! It's a Casio....

cryptic42 said...

It was in all the papers, last week.

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